I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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