is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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