At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
