you win again, gameday.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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