They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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