WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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