I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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