how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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