why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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