I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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