the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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