you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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