going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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