Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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