He uses pillows to masturbate.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
