Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just high enough for therapy.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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