My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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