normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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