We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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