Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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