id be glad to
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize
