well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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