She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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