its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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