She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Randomize
