They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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