I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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