and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
These tits shall not be calmed
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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