I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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