do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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