playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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