I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
