You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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