she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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