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Wipe that smile off your face.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
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I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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