tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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