just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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