My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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