She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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