I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Randomize
