I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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