Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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