she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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