Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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