i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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