Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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