hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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