this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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