So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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