I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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