; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Pooping to opera.
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