I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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