We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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