I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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