Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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