What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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